How to Make Breakfast Cereal

Hello. I 'm Don. I'm a producer at DadLabs, and the guys totally went to Sweden without me. And told me to cover for them. Which is exactly the kind of crap they do all the time. So I made this video of helpful cooking hints about breakfast. I hope you like it.

I think the guy just got on a plane to Sweden. They want me to host The Lab. Breakfast with Daddy Don Hi, I am Daddy Don and I’m usually the producer. Today, we are going to talk about breakfast. I suggest cereal. It works. It is easy to make and if you play your cards right, you can get some cereal, you can get some cereal. So you have made the leap to cereal. How do you deliver the goods? It is easy. And if you follow my three step method, you can do it too. Step one, get a big ass bone. Can I say ass? Ass is in the bible. Is it okay in saying this? I should be able to say ass. I know what you are saying. Pit-bull is too big, but it’s not. Not if you do not want to fill it up, again and again and again. Get the big ass bowl. Get the small bowl, if you want to give it canola or soy or something organic. Step two, now you have the bowl, what do you do? What do you do? Pick a cereal. Sugar pops, honeycomb, crunch berries, lucky charms, or my daughter’s favorite, Barbie cereal, I do not know why but when I look at this, something happens. Step three, pour the cereal into the bowl. Fill it up. They’ll never eat at all. The good thing here, at least for me, is I can finish it. My wife does not like me to eat these sugar cereals because she likes more loose some weight. But, if she does not know, she won’t hurt me, it won’t. Okay, step four, pour the milk. I did not have any milk so; just pretend that I am pouring the white creamy goodness on top of the cereal right now. Wait, dude! Give me that beer. Excellent! This will work. Do not use beer on the kid’s cereal. That is illegal. And they probably would not like it much. I know, it is much better for them the milk but then CPS will come, take your kids, and they have to court or jail and there are ankle bracelets, it is not pretty. Well, not bad. How old is this beer? Hey, that is my daughter. She eats cereal. Cool! Cereal helps her to get the energy to ride this bike. Basically, my script wasn’t long enough so, I put those shots in there to fill a little bit of time. You know, it was back in the third grade that I first thought about cereal. I used to love the blueberry, frankinberry, you know, Count Dracula, and then came, good old pops. You know, I would say that I used to like any number of cereals for certain sponsor. Kellogg’s would pony up some cash. Breakfast, it’s the most important meal of the day, I mean eat. It is so good to eat. Well, when we were little one, we just had a bowl of dirt instead of cereals. My mom could have made dirty in anything. That is all for this weekend. How do you believe with yourself? Oh, that is a good idea. I almost started a company from a mom’s dirty recipes. Now, I’m back to dirt, wow!