Outtakes: Twilight vs. Blade
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These are some hilarious outtakes from Mark Douglas (playing Whistler) and Justin Johnson (playing Blade).
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Indy Mogul
Blade 4
Breaking Dawn
Bloopers
Male Speaker: Did you drink my CapriSun?
Male Speaker: I don't remember.
Male Speaker: What do you mean, you don't remember –
Male Speaker: Hey, I don't drink anything comes out of a sec, all right.
Male Speaker: Are you sure?
Male Speaker: Yeah. And I don't get mad you'd ea my beef turkey.
Male Speaker: Are you hungry?
Male Speaker: Yeah, I know. So, why are you sweat me over, you're little your Fruity second drinks.
Male Speaker: I don't have much in this life Whistler, all I want is my CapriSon --
Male Speaker: Okay. Is that you weird little metal. I got it, okay? I'm sorry.
Male Speaker: Time Again, I ask you --
Male Speaker: I get there you all do the city of making goddamn tool for you and metal dildos and guns with laser beams on them and Jesus Christ.
Male Speaker: I asked you one thing, don't drink my CapriSun.
Make Speaker: Don't pickup that gun unless you prepared to use it son. Don't pickup that gun – you somebody need to time out I think, I'll take when you need to nap.
Male Speaker: I'm a grown man.
Male Speaker: You're not act like it, you're acting like a girl baby. Have you done your taxes yet?
Male Speaker: Yes, I have.
Male Speaker: You have.
Male Speaker: Yea I have.
Male Speaker: Looking me and something you have it. Take off the glasses and tell me if you done your taxes if you filed.
Male Speaker: Taxes.
Male Speaker: Yeah, you didn't. You know I've told you this million times, you can fight the undead but you can't fight the IRS, go get your seats and we're going to do it right now. Blade, you're my friend.
Male Speaker: You're my only friend.
Male Speaker: Yeah. Let me ask you something Blade.
Male Speaker: What's that?
Male Speaker: If we get lonely just fighting vampires all day.
Male Speaker: I too.
Male Speaker: Me too, I mean I don't -- I enjoy that when I do I mean nothing, nothing give me more pleasure then reading the world of the disgustingly on whole the undead, but --
Male Speaker: You have void.
Male Speaker: Yeah, I just missed the touch of another, another person.
Male Speaker: You earn.
Male Speaker: I earn, yeah, you know what I'm saying.
Male Speaker: I know you are in too.
Male Speaker: You know, I've always been into ladies, but I don’t know you get older and you start to, you start to, you know think about things --
Male Speaker: Did you experiment --
Male Speaker: See things on the Internet and then you say, I didn't look too that'd may be, would you ever be attracted to somebody it was may be in they're 70s.
Male Speaker: I can't say yes. But I definitely won't say no.
Male Speaker: Just saw you notice I sleep naked.
Rated: Awesome.
Male Speaker: Those are funny bloopers.
Male Speaker: So funny, yeah what was that's for.
Male Speaker: It was for rated awesome and you can see the actual trailer by clicking this link.
Www.IndyMogul.com/blade.
And you can also see some more bloopers right here.
Www.IndyMogul.com/ratedintro
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