True Confessions: Fighting

Comedian Ben Gleib confesses his secret desire to be a good fighter.

FIGHTING Speaker: Some people fighting a lot down on the road. I see people getting fights all the time, they get drunk and they fight, and I think more power to them, because it's more primal. I think when people fight each other, it's a great way to see who is a better person, like whoever wins, they are better. They are superior human being. They have won the fight, the battle has gone to their side, they are stronger from a Darwinistic perspective, they are al campeon del mundo for that particular evening, and plus girls love it when you fight. So I respect people who brawl randomly, and I aspire to it, I am afraid to punch people on the face, that's my big Achilles' heel, fighting. Because you can't really win a fight if you are just going to punch someone on the shoulder. You'll annoy them further, and they punch on your face, and you end up with broken noses and black eyes, and no girls. So, I wish I were more of a fighter, and I wish, the biggest mistake I make is, not fighting well enough I guess, is the way to say it.